I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because most of them love to take and barely know how to give. Except for a rare few.
you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. fuck you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
"Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes"
Okay all of these can’t be his last words. Just pick one.
Anyone who insults Fall Out Boy in front of me is going down
in an earlier round
that awesome moment when you’ve finished reading a really good book and you see it in a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.